The Best List Of Instagram Captions

By on February 13, 2017

Instagram swept the nation and took our hearts away. However, we don’t always find ourselves attracted to everyone’s Insta accounts. Why is that? Well, we can chalk it up to the fact that it takes so much more than just a pretty picture to get your Instagram photos the likes they deserve. We also have to consider our filters, the lighting and, lastly, the captions. The captions that you put underneath those beautiful pictures are the absolute most important factor when it comes to turning a good picture into a great picture. We know it isn’t exactly the easiest task coming up with caption after caption or even coming up with a halfway decent caption on your own at times. That’s why we’ve made is easy peasy lemon squeezy for you by gathering some of the best Instagram captions there are out there, right here, for you to use any time you please! You will certainly never have a dull or uninteresting photo again! Not that we’re saying making your own one of a kind captions isn’t a great thing, it is! But, for those days where you have an extreme case of writer’s block, but still want to put up that awesome pic you took at the party last night, you will now and forever have this awesome list to reference. Great, right?

Let’s get started.


We all have those pictures of someone doing something silly or of something hilarious happening. We usually have them saved away for a rainy day when we find ourselves or others desperately needing a good laugh. But it can be pretty difficult to want to post something that makes you smile without a truly funny caption to emphasize it into something that makes your sides hurt.

So here are some grin inducing captions you can use if you’ve got a funny snapshot:

(Warning, may cause you to LOL!)

  • Friday is my second favorite F word.
  • Life may not be perfect, but my hair sure is!
  • I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me.
  • I got back with my eX… Box 360!
  • May your coffee be hot and your eyeliner be even.
  • Only dead fish like to ‘go with the flow’.
  • Even I have a hard time believing I’ll, “Be ready in 5 minutes!”
  • Nama’stay in bed today.
  • Get out of my way today, I’ve got my sassy pants on!
  • Life is short, so try to smile while you have teeth.
  • I love big cups and I cannot lie!
  • I love taking long romantic walks… Down every aisle of Walmart.
  • I never sweat, I only sparkle.
  • I spend a lot of minutes holding my fridge open looking for answers.
  • Reality called today, I hung up.
  • I’m honestly worried no one will ever love me the way I love pizza.
  • I think my knight in shining armour is more like a dude riding a donkey lost somewhere and very confused.
  • You know what I feel when the coffee’s all gone? Depresso.
  • I walk around each day like everything is fine, but deep down, inside my shoe, my sock is falling off.


If there is anything that’s a must have when it comes to cute-as-a-button Insta photos, it’s an even more adorable caption to go with it. It’s not as simple as we’d like it to be to appear charming to the outside world. We’ve got some captions to help with that problem. Take a peek at the list below and see if there are any that might fit your photo!

  • The most important thing in life is to live for yourself and love yourself while doing so!
  • Never let anyone slow down your progress. You can achieve anything!
  • Don’t let someone dim your light just because it’s shining in their eyes.
  • If you can’t get someone out of your head, maybe it’s time to consider that they’re supposed to be there!
  • You asked me what I’m missing, just read the first letter of this sentence.
  • Eat less sugar! You’re already sweet enough.
  • Fake people don’t surprise me anymore, loyal ones do.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy saving mode lately.
  • Don’t get me flowers, just give me your promise to always love me.


Do you ever wonder how on Earth you’re supposed to caption a picture of you and someone else or of you with several people? Us too. That’s why we’ve got this simple list of the perfect captions for any picture that has more than just you in it! You can save yourself the embarrassment of saying something someone in the picture might not like by just using one of the awesome captions we have below.

  • Nobody seems to like us, but us. But that’s more than okay!
  • My friends are cooler than yours!
  • We’re all born crazy, but some of us just stay that way.
  • Mess with me, you only have to worry about karma coming back at you. Mess with my friends (or family)? I become karma.
  • When you laugh, I laugh. When you cry, I cry. When you jump off a cliff, I yell, “Do a backflip!”
  • Find your tribe and then love them as hard as you can!
  • Dance like no one’s watching, because no one is. They’re too busy taking selfies like us!
  • A day without good friends is a day not worth living.
  • As far as anyone’s concerned we are ‘nice’ and ‘normal’.
  • Who needs a relationship when you’ve got amazing friends like this?
  • The blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb!

(This one is for your friends, not your family.)

  • Smiles may be free, but they’re so very valuable at the same time!
  • In high tide or low tide, I’ll always be by your side.
  • Families are like fudge, they’re mostly full of NUTS!


There are times when you’ve taken extremely brilliant photos, but you just can’t bring yourself to press post because you just don’t have the right kind of caption. What you’re looking for is something that makes it seem like you’re playing it cool. Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered when it comes to those types of pictures. These following captions will make you seem cooler than ice.

  • Stay strong, you’re almost to Friday!
  • If you don’t like my story, I’m sorry. It was not written for you.
  • Your life unfolds in proportion to your courage.
  • We’re all just trying to find some color in this black and white world.
  • Maybe she’s born with it… Maybe it’s an Instagram filter.
  • The only difference between a good day and a bad day is your attitude!
  • It’s easiest to stand with a crowd. What’s tough is standing alone.
  • Turn your can’ts into cans and your dreams into plans.


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