9 Funny Jokes to Tell Your Boyfriend

By on August 2, 2015

Everyone desires one of those relationships where the two of you can simply hang out, relax, and be silly with each other. But those picture-perfect relationships don’t come from being tense, nervous, or “too cool” all the time. You have to be able to open up and show your silly side. Guys LOVE a lady who can let free and have a fun time with their boyfriend just as much as a girl loves it when a guy can make her laugh. Get your boyfriend giggling and smiling ear to ear with these funny (and totally, undeniably cheesy) jokes to tell your boyfriend.


1. How can you get your boyfriend to do some sit-ups? Place the remote control for the TV between his toes!

Do you have one of those boyfriends who would rather sit on the couch watching television or playing video games than ANYTHING else? Is it a HUGE struggle to get him to even get up off the couch to take you out to dinner? Then this is the joke for you! It’s totally silly and is bound to make your adorably lazy boyfriend laugh. You might even try giving this little trick a shot when he’s refusing to move!

2. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, the rest of the world disappears.

This is a joke that airs a little more on the romantic side, but hey it’s still something that will put a smile on his face. This is definitely one to share with your boyfriend when the two of you have been dating for awhile and you want to have a romantic, yet slightly silly moment together. His heart may just melt in the meantime!

3. Girl: Can I have directions?

Boy: To where?

Girl: Your heart.

An AWESOME text message joke that will completely catch him off guard. You could also do this one in person, but it might work a little bit better over messaging. Just imagine what he will be thinking when you ask for directions: “To the mall? To a new job?” The possibilities are endless, but hearing “your heart” will totally knock his socks off and make him chuckle.

4. My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.

Now, there is simply no denying it: this one is GOING to make him laugh. I mean, who wouldn’t laugh at such a hilarious and super silly joke like this? Yes, we know, it’s absolutely cheesy, but it’s one of those funny sayings that will make someone giggle instantaneously. Feel free to say this over a message or say it in person: “Hey, the doctor called.” “What did he say?” “He says I’m lacking Vitamin U”. And the odd look followed by laughter is sure to immense!

5. Girl: Hey, how are you?

Boy: Good, fine, etc.

Girl: No, I didn’t ask how you looked!

Another great joke that can be used over a text message or in person when you first see your boyfriend. The second you see him, go ahead and ask him how he is doing. If he says anything that could be used for looks- such as good, fine, hot, or etcetera, respond with “No, I didn’t ask you how you looked, I asked how you were doing?” A big goofy smile is a great accessory to go along with this joke and he will think you’re such a silly and wonderful girl! (Just make sure you don’t use this joke if he says bad, rotten, or anything else negative!)

6. Girl: How many letters are in the alphabet?

Boy: 26.

Girl: I thought there was 21?

Boy: No?

Girl: “Oh, I must have forgotten the letters U R A Q T”. 

This one is definitely a joke you will want to use over messaging, otherwise the joke might be missed. It’s absolutely adorable and will sure to make him smile no matter where he is. Feel free to send him this goofy text message whenever you want- in the morning, while he’s in class or at work, before you go to bed- the timing doesn’t matter. It’s a funny text message joke to send your boyfriend that will work well no matter when you decide to send it over!

7. Knock Knock. Who’s there? I love you! I love you, who? Don’t ask who, because it’s you!

‘I love you’ jokes are ALWAYS a big hit in serious relationships- and that’s why we adore this silly and utterly cheesy knock knock joke. Knock knock jokes are totally a blast from the past that always make us giggle no matter what, but this one is extra special because it splashes in a dash or romantic cuteness he will love. And it’s so clever too, isn’t it? Love it.

8. Girlfriend: I Have 2 words to tell you.

Boyfriend: What?

Girlfriend: I love you.

Boyfriend: Isn’t that 3?

Girlfriend: No, because You and I count as one. 

This is a joke that actually has a lot of meaning and depth behind it, making it the perfect combination joke to share with your man. Not only will his heart melt to the floor and make him shocked at how sweet you are, but it will make him smile so big at the same time.

9. Send me a picture so I can show Santa my wish list.

Sometimes when we are apart from our significant other we simply miss their face. But why just ask for a picture when you can ask in a silly way like this? Obviously this is one you will want to send over a message, whether it’s over text or social networking, but either way it will make them smile and they won’t be able to say no! (Which so many men LOVE to do when we simply ask them for a picture!).

Do you have a boyfriend who loves it when you’re silly? What are some of the funny jokes you have told your boyfriend? What was his reaction? We’d love some more ideas on what funny things to tell our boyfriends, so go ahead and write to us! below!